Why

type in "why" on google. It will suggest some of the strangest things amaginable. my favorite is number 8: why can't i own a canadian?

Mom and Steve are arguing about bills. And they're both saying the EXACT SAME THINK. Sometimes I think they're both retarded. And not in an insulting way. In an "i believe you have a disorder" way. Yep.
What if God is real, but he hates all of us? what if satan is the real creator? what if the devil wrote the bible? Judeo-Christian religions are way too risky.

I have this really strong urge to put a bunch of bismuth subnitrate in one vial, then put some mercury in another vial, then put the two in baggies, tie string around them, and swallow them both with the end of the string still in my mouth, then get on a plane, fly to LA and back, then, when I get off the plane, walk up to an air security official, puke the two vials up on his fancy shirt and tie, and say:

"If i had gone into the bathroom during my flight, taken the two of these from my stomach, and mixed them, i could have blown the entire plane up. Have a nice day, officer."

Life is singular

I've been feeling pretty lonely at night lately. Maybe when i get texting i'll be able to talk to people and be happier.
I GOT A NEW PHONE!! And it's bomb. and when i get texting, which should be soon, i'll be able to do it effectively with my new quasi-full keyboard!! Horray.
Ya know who i want to kill? Fox News. They are amazingly biased and claim to be fair. And I just think i'd have fun kicking the shit out of Bill O'Rielly

"Ya didn't think of my baseball bat as a factor, did ya, asshole?" CRACK ta tha dome.

I just finished watching a movie called "Collapse", and it was eye openning. It was as eye opening to me as Zeitgeist. Zeitgeist showed what is going to happen. Collapse showed how.
Think about this: almost all products in the world are made from oil. Yes, oil. Plastics are made from oil. Rubbers are made from oil. Paints, acrylics, toothpastes, keyboards, cellphones, and many other things are made from oil. There is about 7 gallons of oil in every car tire. So answer me this: how are we going to create new alternate energy systems when everything that it takes to make the energy is made of a resource that is quickly running out.

IGNORANCE ANNOYS ME. I'm ok if you don't have the ability to comprehend things, and it's ok if you are simply stupid. That's fine. Being unintelligent is not your fault, but if you are simply ignorant and unaware of basic facts and important arguments of our day, like when at least 5 of the 11 freshman in this class i surveyed for Politics and the Media, than you need to get with reality. Every American should know what an abortion and stem cell research mean. If you don't, hit yourself in the head, just like your mother did when you were a baby.
My ceramics class is so awesome. I made a Buddha statue, but it didn't come out how I liked it. The statue itself is fine, but the glaze color was different than i liked. Oh well. Maybe i'll post some pics of my stuff in a while.

I'm tired of this prohibition bullshit. It didn't work in the 30's and it isn't working now. Go on youtube and search "bong hits" and you'll get teenagers smoking weed and feeling cool about it. You look up "teen drinking" you don't see any kids saying "oh yea, i just picked up 2 liters of some potent whiskey and we're gonna drink it right now for the camera". No, you don't see that shit. Because it's not cool. Because alcohol is a legal drug. Legalize cannabis and the exact same effect will happen. The Netherlands reports having a lower marijuana usage rate among people of all ages than all European countries. I'm just getting pissed at the lies that the government is putting out. Their ad campaigns that the put to minors are like jokes. They don't tell facts. The war on drugs has FAILED. Period. No argument. At least medical marijuana NEEDS TO BE LEGALIZED.

You want to see the robbing of millions of dollars, you look to your bank. They control when you get your money. They control how you get your money. They control where you get your money. They can even control how much of it you get. They hold the entire economy in their hands to their liking. They rob and cheat. You can' t get your money after 5 o'clock because after 5 your money is being spent by them in England and Korea and China. You ask for your money and they take it from someone else to give it to you. Once you deposit you cash, you're that much poorer.

I just deleted 1720 songs from my zune. Awesome!

ok, what the fuck. my stepdad apparently called the chief game warden of Vermont and asked if i could have a youth license, which Mel, the guy who owns the place i got my license, said i could. and steve's pissed because my little brother brought the gun my father gave him to go hunt with my father. So now steve's not letting tom hunt for the rest of the season, and he ripped off my tags, which i have a strong doubt that he told the warden the specifics. FUCK.

i was just reading one of those things someone had on their facebook where they tag certain spots on the image with peoples' names and it tells something about that person. "someone you can always count on" "the smartest person you know" "a life saver". it was all just stupid shit like that. and i got really depressed, because no one ever tags me in one of those.

I'm tired. But i finished the burma project! yay!

fuck this shit. it's 10:38. i have all tomarrow to do it and i can do it stoned. that's waaaaaay better. fuck this class. and fuck my grade. i'll get it done.

i'm tired. in bed with a laptop on my lap. trying to get this project done but the more i work on it the tireder i am. yawnyawnyawnyawnyawn. boreborebore. i could reeeeeeeeaaaaaly use some sleep. but i'm gonna stay up and finish. and i'm gonna have a tootsie pop while i do it. ooo, orange flavor

i just played an awesome game called super obama world. it was like super mario, except your obama and you're in alaska. yea, i'm wasting time while doing my powerpoint. out of the 15 required slides, i've done nine on the history alone. this is going to take a while.
i wonder if goldfish know that their bowl is made of glass, or if they think it's like some sort of force field. what if what we believe to be the empty space inside of space is really glass, and it turns out that space suits are perfect for moving around in it. what if were're really fish in a bowl
"we're just two lost souls living in a fish bowl/year after year"

I've got to try to finish my burma project tonight. it shouldn't take that long. i just don't really want to do it.
Does anyone know what video memory is? because apparently my computer doesn't have enough of it to play gta III. yea, i still play gta iii. Why? Because it's free. Bitch
I was watching a Stanford U lecture on quantum physics earlier. it was fucking awesome. i love theoretical physics.
Burma is a really boring country for a military dictatorship. I usually get psyched about studying countries like that but burma is just...boring.

My little shithead brother is bitching at me because i don't want to go to my father's this weekend. I thought it was next weekend and had plans, plus i'm not going to waste $90 on a lisence for one weekend to only hunt bear, which i'm not going to see. i want to go a weekend where i can actually hunt instead of wasting money, but tom keeps bitching that "i just don't want to see dad". what a fuck up.

i just learned something really sad and something needs to be done about it. Did you know that in fallujah, iraq, last year 24% of the babies born were dead within the first seven days, and 75% of the infants born were born with defects. yea, i shit you not http://schmoontherun.blogspot.com/2009/10/iraq-war-eco-tragedy-is-killing-babies.html

WHY IS OFFICE TAKING SUCH A LONG TIME TO INSTALL!!! I want to get that project done. Grrrrrr. Whatever. i don't know if i can work on it tomarrow, because i might be working with dustin at his friend scott's house. ok, office is more than half done now. go go go go go go go go go go go go!!!!

the new laptop doesn't have powerpoint, so i have to bootleg it from a torrent. Luckily, it's running at over 500 kb/s, so i may be able to get some work done on my burma project.
i kind of hate working on projects in partnerships, mostly because of the way i am. I pretty much told justin that i'd do the entire project. so, he pretty much hasn't done shit for it, and i've done all the research. so now when it's becoming a hassle for me to do work, i feel guilty. i mean, it's only a twenty page powerpoint, and i could crank it out in an hour, but he hasn't done anything on it. and i feel guilty that i haven't either? that doesn't feel right. justin, if your reading this, don't worry, it's fine. Bittorrent says that the download will be done in 8 minutes, so, dependent on the installation time, i should be able to crank out half the project tonight.
So, why isn't medical marijuana legal? morphine's legal for cancer patients, and marijuana could do the same effects with way less risk of drug complications, and if it gets in the wrong hands it would do so much less damage. instead of that horrible synthetic crap, marijuana could entirely help arthritis patients like my little brother, my stepdad, and my dad. And my grandma. and my uncles. Heck, anyone with any kind of back pain. and my uncle doug with his bad knee. and any elderly people with glaucoma. heck, they should just keep a room clambaked at all times in nursing homes. so many health problems would improve so fast. ok, maybe that's a little extreme, but whatever. physicians in nursing homes should have medical marijuana on hand. plus, look at the legal drugs. has any doctor in the last 75 years perscibed tobacco for any ailment? how about alcohol? "i perscribe one bottle of jack daniels for your athsma". actually, back in the day they did recommend cigarettes for athsma. that worked out just great
Simone! why haven't you followed me! i'm all alone! no one reads my blogs! i've got blogerrea!!
one minute until office 2007 has downloaded. wow, this is really illegal. it's like as illegal as stealing $500 software. it is stealing $500 software. i know my step dad has a real copy of it, so i'll get that tomarrow. yay, it's done!

Freakin Awesome weekend!

Why? Oh,e let me count the ways. Numero un: i got my lisence! The dude who tested me was a dick though and took 18 points off. Ok, i'll admit that one of the problems he said was that i had problems starting the car, but whatever. And i spent all yesterday with dustin with one of my favorite things. Starts with an m. or w. or whatever you which to call it. And my stepdad gave me his work laptop from his job at the culinary academy, so now my computer doesn't suck!! Yay!! Blogging doesn't take an hour! And it's portable!! Yay!!
So now i just have to get a job. i'm gonna go finish watching taken. Sweet movie!