Why

type in "why" on google. It will suggest some of the strangest things amaginable. my favorite is number 8: why can't i own a canadian?

Mom and Steve are arguing about bills. And they're both saying the EXACT SAME THINK. Sometimes I think they're both retarded. And not in an insulting way. In an "i believe you have a disorder" way. Yep.
What if God is real, but he hates all of us? what if satan is the real creator? what if the devil wrote the bible? Judeo-Christian religions are way too risky.

I have this really strong urge to put a bunch of bismuth subnitrate in one vial, then put some mercury in another vial, then put the two in baggies, tie string around them, and swallow them both with the end of the string still in my mouth, then get on a plane, fly to LA and back, then, when I get off the plane, walk up to an air security official, puke the two vials up on his fancy shirt and tie, and say:

"If i had gone into the bathroom during my flight, taken the two of these from my stomach, and mixed them, i could have blown the entire plane up. Have a nice day, officer."

Life is singular

I've been feeling pretty lonely at night lately. Maybe when i get texting i'll be able to talk to people and be happier.
I GOT A NEW PHONE!! And it's bomb. and when i get texting, which should be soon, i'll be able to do it effectively with my new quasi-full keyboard!! Horray.
Ya know who i want to kill? Fox News. They are amazingly biased and claim to be fair. And I just think i'd have fun kicking the shit out of Bill O'Rielly

"Ya didn't think of my baseball bat as a factor, did ya, asshole?" CRACK ta tha dome.